[1] If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.



[2] Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.



[3] Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more

than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.



[4] Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.



[5] If you must choose between two evils, pick the one

you've never tried before.



[6] My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.



[7] Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life

is serious.



[8] It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.



[9]. For every action, there is an equal and opposite

government program.



[10] If you look like your passport picture, you probably

need the trip.



[11] Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of

checks.



[12] A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts

feel so good.



[13] Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



[14] Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with

it.



[15] No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.



[16] A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.



[17] Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness

of the waist change places.



[18] Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.



[19] Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away

three weeks before you need it.



[20] There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.



[21] Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to

recognize a mistake when you make it again.



[22] By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.



[23] Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.



[24] Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast

to the real world.



[25] Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they

shall never cease to be amused. :V:

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.



PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )

GIRL: ......Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )

GIRL: Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )

GIRL: Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )

GIRL: .Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!! :hit

Reservation in India will change all the aspects of giving exams and passing in that.

Here are some FUNDA that would be used in near Future.



1. General students - Answer ALL questions. - Whether you get 99% you will compete for 30% of seats in any company for job.



2. OBC - WRITE ANY one question. - Whether you get 30% marks you will be allocated 20% of seats in any company for job.



3.SC - ONLY READ questions. -you will be allocated 20% of seats in any company for job.



4. ST - THANKS FOR COMING. - you will be allocated 20% of seats in any company for job.



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