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As the part of ongoing upgrading desipartyzone. Image gallery which was on request by members, soon will be added. So enjoy!:flykiss



You will be able to upload your favorite images.:welcome and show it to the world under your username.

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July 29, 2008 | 7:07 AM Comments  0 comments

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reality of india in indian polictics

Reality of India in Indian politics



Sharing an old story, and the new version of the same story.





Story of an ANT and A GRASSHOPPER





OLD STORY

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The ANT works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The GRASSHOPPER thinks, the ANT is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.



Comes winter, the ANT is warm and well fed. The GRASSHOPPER has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.





NEW STORY, INDIAN VERSION

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The ANT works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The GRASSHOPPER thinks, the ANT is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Comes winter, the shivering GRASSHOPPER calls up a PRESS CONFERENCE and demands to know why the ANT should be allowed to be warm and well fed, while others are cold and starving.


NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering GRASSHOPPER, next to a video of the ANT in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The world is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor GRASSHOPPER is allowed to suffer so!!

ARUNDHATI ROY, stages a demonstration in front of the ANT's house.

MEDHA PATKAR, goes on a fast along with other GRASSHOPPERS demanding that GRASSHOPPERS be relocated to warmer climates during winter.


MAYAWATI states this as 'injustice' done on MINORITIES.

UN & KOFI ANNAN, criticize the Indian government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the GRASSHOPPER.

The INTERNET is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the GRASSHOPPER(many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

'BENGAL BANDH' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a JUDICIAL ENQUIRY.

CPM in immediately passes a law preventing ANTS from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ANTS and GRASSHOPPERS.


LALU PRASAD allocates one free coach to GRASSHOPPERS on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'GRASSHOPPER RATH'

Finally, the JUDICIAL COMMITTEE drafts the 'PREVENTION OF TERRORISM AGAINST GRASHOPPERS ACT' [ POTAGA ], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

ARJUN SINGH makes 'SPECIAL RESERVATION' for GRASSHOPPERS in Education Institutions and in Govt. Services.

The ANT is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taes, its home is confiscated by the GOVT. and handed over to the GRASSHOPPER in a cermony covered by NDTV.

ARUNDHATI ROY calls it 'A TRIUMPH OF JUSTICE'

LALU calls it 'SOCIALISTIC JUSTICE'

CPM calls it the 'REVOLUTIONARY RESURGENCE OF THE DOWNTRODDEN'

KOFFI ANNAN invites the GRASSHOPPER to address the UN General assembly.

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MANY

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YEARS

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LATER

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The ANT has since migrated to the US and set up a muti-billion dollar company in SILICON VALLEY, 100s of GRASSHOPPERS still die of starvation despite of reservation somewhere in India,

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As a result of loosing lot of hard working ANTS and feeding the GRASSHOPPERS,

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INDIA IS STILL A DEVELOPING NATION

July 27, 2008 | 7:07 AM Comments  0 comments

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India Under attack

Bangalore, July 25: Terror hit Bangalore Friday afternoon as nine low intensity blasts ripped through different parts of the IT city. Majority of explosions took place within a span of half an hour, starting at 1:45 pm. The sites that were targetted were Madiwala, Adugodi area, Koramangla, Hosur Road, Nayandahalli and Shivaji Nagar on Mysore Road and Langford Town. There were unconfirmed reports that the last two blasts took place in the evening around 5.30 pm near Gopalan Mall also on Mysore Road and at north Bangalore near a flyover.



Home Minister Shivraj Patil said in New Delhi two persons were killed and 12 injured in the blasts which the state police and the government were fighting shy of calling it a terror attack. They called the explosions an attempt by anti-national and anti-social elements to create panic and disrupt peace.





Use Caution While entering to any market or any where.

Don't pickup any thing which is not yours and If something is lying which you know shouldn't be there just call the police.

July 26, 2008 | 11:07 AM Comments  0 comments

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massive showdown at Kat’s birthday Patry

Salman & Shahrukh massive showdown at Kat’s birthday Patry. It is finally out in the open that Shahrukh and Salman are no longer friends as the two had a heated argument at Katrina Kaif’s birthday event at Olive restrurant. Things started when Sallu requested Shahrukh to make a friendly appearance in his home production "Main aur Mrs. Khanna", But Shahrukh refused.



Salman was annoyed with King Khan and after a couple of drinks he started making digs on Shahrukh and called him a shrewd person and his show "Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Se Tez Hai" flop. SRK was provoked and he too made a remark on Salman Khan’s show "Dus Ka Dum", but hell broke loose when Shahrukh mentioned Aishwarya’s name in the argument. Insiders at event say that Sallu literally pounced on Shahrukh, but was stopped by Aamir Khan and brother Sohail Khan.
























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