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November 29, 2007 | 3:11 AM Comments  0 comments



Think over male or female

SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears
Useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just
Opening bottles.

KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in
Pairs.

TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON --male, because to get it to go anywhere,
You have to light a fire under it . . . And, of course, there's the
Hot air part.

SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable
And retain water.

WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.

SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
Tongue hanging out.

COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
Warm up -- because it is an effective reproductive device when
The right buttons are pushed -- because it can wreak havoc when
The wrong buttons are pushed.

ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in,
But you can always see right through them.

SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to
Pick people up.

HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over
The last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL -- Definitely female, because it gives men
Pleasure; he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
Know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


November 28, 2007 | 5:11 AM Comments  1 comments

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Do you like the new christmas logo

hey guys and gals post your comments...about the latest logo of DPZ
that is the new logo for Christmas and the winters.<:P

November 27, 2007 | 11:11 AM Comments  0 comments

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Sometimes its just luck

Here's a true interview and i think to have a nice future it depends on MERE LUCK
What do you think does luck helps to achieve your dreams??:drunk


Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on thecorrectness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's theDAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

November 27, 2007 | 5:11 AM Comments  0 comments

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Strong Attitude

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.

If there is a female you care anything about,
Share Everything with her.

November 22, 2007 | 11:11 AM Comments  0 comments

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