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Banta’s Date



Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”

Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”

Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”



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Santa and Banta in Hospital

Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied, “I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can’t allow you to stay.”

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,”I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can’t allow you to stay.”

He went to the next house and asked,” Do you have “grown up” Daughters?”.

The Owner asked,”WHY?????????”

Santa replied,”I wanted to stay here for a night…”



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