Interesting facts about women



Men are like computers hard to figure out and never have enough

memory Still Women likes man



Men are like coolers load them with beer and you can take them

anywhere Still Women likes man



Men are like chocolate bars sweet, smooth and they usually head

right for your hips Still Women likes man



Men are like coffee the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you

up all night Still Women likes man



Men are like horoscopes they always tell you what to do and are

usually wrong Still Women likes man



Men are like cement after getting laid they take a long time to get

hard Still Women likes man



Men are like laxatives they irritate the shit out of you Still

Women likes man



Men are like parking spots the good ones are already taken and

what's left is handicapped Still Women likes man



A man is like a snowstorm you never know when he's coming, how many

inches you'll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man



What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him

how to work it Still Women likes man



How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases

of beer instead of one.

Still Women likes man



What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The

same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of

driving.

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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started,

emit foul odours and don't work half the time.

Still Women likes man



What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a

year the dog is still excited to see you.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't

have eyes.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds

mature Still Women likes man



How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We

don't know, it's never happened Still Women likes man



Why are men like tile floors? If you lay ' em properly the first

time, you can walk over them for years.

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What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

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AND FINALLY



Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and

good looking? Because these men already have boyfriends!

Still Women likes man